I shipped a Priority Mail package out on September 27th ( Read more... )

Aunt Carol just texted me to complain that I haven't bought her the eyeshadow she asked for a week ago yet ( Read more... )

I felt really oldweirdoutoftouch yesterday because I was walking my dog in the park and a car full of the Cool Guys™ drove up listening to what can only be described as Nintendoesque Mario Bros-type music ( Read more... )

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Okay I've had my first psychiatric visit with my new pdoc since my old one retired and now I can live again. (she already sent in the prescriptions!! it used to take a week to get refills out of my old doc ( Read more... )

Oh and I'd also like to mention that prior to this year I'd never actually known someone who had this even though I worked in the medical field for YEARS and docs would check for it every time someone came in with an eye issue ( Read more... )

I looked at the insurance bills for my mom's ER visit a few weeks ago.

Y'know the ER visit where she went in because of vision loss in her left eye, and the doc wrote in the report she came in for a migraine, and "after treatment the patient said she was improved so we discharged her" but actually a mild pain in her head was the least of her ( Read more... )

I was on a walk with Roo last night and watched the weekly saying-goodbye-to-the-grandparents show that is a neighbor's 3yo and 5yo running down the street as fast as they can to the corner to wave goodbye ( Read more... )

dad: two of the five guys i used to bowl with died of broken necks!

mom: really?! at the same time or like...

dad: a few months apart from each other

mom: how does that even happen?! that's a wild coincidence!

dad: *blathers on for a while talking about boring "good old times" shit*

dad (finishing up): and the one fell down a flight of stairs ( Read more... )